These two bits of deliciousness led me to write this:
Dear Lovely Pioneer Woman,
I just want to to tell you that, although my family and neighbors are very thankful for your yummy recipes, my rear end is not. You see, your recipes are the things that this southern-raised gal dreams about. The butter and gooeyness make me swoon, but make my rear shake. Please help! Share your secrets for keeping your beautiful ballerina figure.
Tara (One of your "Growing" Fans)